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A high class marijuana smoker who only smokes the dankest of weed.
Joe: "Damn! What kind of weed is that guy smokin'?"
Nick: "He's a real danklord."

stoner hippie ENT pot head marijuana weed pot
Danklord by clusterfxck April 6, 2016
Words you can keep
An extremely gay person, a gaylord, or a gay phrase or object. Often used in place of the word gaylord. A gay person named Dan.
Wow, that danlord isn't joining our xbox live party. That guy looks like a danlord, he enjoys that guy rubbing his junk all over his back. Etc.
danlord by danlordbackrubber July 1, 2011

the dank lord 

The Lord Of Every Meme That Is Considered "DANK"
"All hail The Dank Lord, The savior of this world!"
the dank lord by RetardCentral March 13, 2018
Damn there's a dankload of paintings in this Art gallery.
dankload by Noet Ol June 19, 2010

Darklord 

One of the greatest black/death metal bands ever. They are an Australian band.
Darklord has one CD so far, Symphony Satanikka, which kicks ass!
Darklord by Lord Desolator January 15, 2006

DankLord1134 

A child who has no friends and sits in his room all day but does sports.
DankLord1134 by Ying main November 21, 2021

Darklording

The art of pumping up your fantasty sports players with the hopes of later trading them to some unsuspecting team manager.
That player actually sucks, he was just darklording
Darklording by bagleyboy January 3, 2019
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