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A high class marijuana smoker who only smokes the dankest of weed.

Joe: "Damn! What kind of weed is that guy smokin'?"
Nick: "He's a real danklord."

stoner hippie ENT pot head marijuana weed pot

Danklord by clusterfxck April 6, 2016

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danlord

An extremely gay person, a gaylord, or a gay phrase or object. Often used in place of the word gaylord. A gay person named Dan.

Wow, that danlord isn't joining our xbox live party. That guy looks like a danlord, he enjoys that guy rubbing his junk all over his back. Etc.

danlord by danlordbackrubber July 1, 2011

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the dank lord

The Lord Of Every Meme That Is Considered "DANK"

"All hail The Dank Lord, The savior of this world!"

the dank lord by RetardCentral March 13, 2018

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dankload

A shitload, very large amount

Damn there's a dankload of paintings in this Art gallery.

dankload by Noet Ol June 19, 2010

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Darklord

One of the greatest black/death metal bands ever. They are an Australian band.

Darklord has one CD so far, Symphony Satanikka, which kicks ass!

Darklord by Lord Desolator January 15, 2006

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DankLord1134

A child who has no friends and sits in his room all day but does sports.

Look at that DankLord1134 over there hahaha

DankLord1134 by Ying main November 21, 2021

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Darklording

The art of pumping up your fantasty sports players with the hopes of later trading them to some unsuspecting team manager.

That player actually sucks, he was just darklording

Darklording by bagleyboy January 3, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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