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hooded dangler 

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.
“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”
hooded dangler by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020

Louisiana Crab Dangler 

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.
Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Louisiana Crab Dangler by xvampirousx September 25, 2008

Ham Danglers 

A woman's lady bits.
"That bird I nailed had wicked ham danglers."
Ham Danglers by fragileart January 12, 2010

Dandy Dangler

That otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men's locker room completely disrobed after showering. The Dandy Dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.
Jeff: Back in a minute Broohhhh! Gotta run to the locker room and take a piss.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.
Dandy Dangler by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Danglerod 

When a penis goes limp, back to its normal, non-excited state.
"Man I was so turned on until I saw her hairy mole...Instant danglerod, dude."

"That girl needs to lose those pounds if she wants him to lose the danglerod."

"The thought of seeing her naked makes me go all the way danglerod."
Danglerod by apenape October 22, 2009

Townsville dangler 

dried mucus found hanging from the nostril.
Jesus mate, tidy up that Townsville dangler will ya.
Townsville dangler by acoustinaut January 20, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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