danglage 

the manifestation of dangling. The phenomena of danglage is governed by Newton's Laws of Danglage, the set of truths pertaining to dangling, as discerned and elucidated by the great Sir Isaac Newton:

First Law: A person dangling tends to continue dangling until acted upon by an external force. This resistance to a change in danglage is referred to as danglertia.

Second Law: Danglage=Mass*Dangleration, where dangleration is the rate at which the danglocity increases or decreases (danglocity in dangles per unit time).

Third Law: For every dangle, there is an equal and opposite fumble.

*In the universe, danglage is conserved. That is, the sum of the danglage of the universe is constant.

In the 2010 Eastern Conference Championships, the Philadelphia Flyers unleashed a deluge of danglage upon the Boston Bruins, who, despite their best efforts, continued to fumble. (First Law)

danglage by philly4life November 7, 2010

Danglage 

Male genitilia.

"I heard jade likes black danglage."

"It's true man."

Danglage by kriz0826 October 3, 2016

danglage 

n. Odd or extraneous bits of patient clothing, drapes or genitals that hang over the OR table and interfere with equipment function.

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I can’t slide this roller in properly. Can you check for danglage?

Check for danglage, DOCTOR.

Sorry.

danglage by gnostic3 January 22, 2020

Danguage 

A new teenage language so adults cant find out what kids are saying

“yo teach me danguage”

Danguage by El king Josh April 7, 2019

Dangleage 

When you see a man bent over with out clothing on and you can see the bits and pieces between his legs, this is called dangleage.

Hey, girl look at that (referencing to a man bent over putting on his pants in his suv), I see dangleage :o)

Dangleage by Haloakajb March 9, 2010