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dangerade
dangerade by johnsmithpoetry April 21, 2022
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Dangerbate
Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.
Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.
Matt: How'd you pull that one off?
Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.
Matt: Dap!
Matt: How'd you pull that one off?
Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.
Matt: Dap!
Dangerbate by Hrethic September 19, 2009
rodney dangerfield
Possibly the funniest comedian to ever live! He was all about getting "no respect" and had the best one-liners out of anyone. Sadly, died in 2004 at the age of 83.Rest in peace Rodney Dangerfield, you were the best.
"Me and my wife lived a happy 20 years. Then we met."
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"
rodney dangerfield by Andrew Mickey May 27, 2006
Dangered Wolf
Dangered Wolf by hueowo February 16, 2022
Dangerpenis
"Jenny, you better watch out for that guy."
"I know he has a girlfriend, but I really want him. Dangerpenis?"
"Dangerpenis."
"I know he has a girlfriend, but I really want him. Dangerpenis?"
"Dangerpenis."
Dangerpenis by Dangertits June 10, 2010
Dangerverse
The Alternate Universe worlds in which Harry Potter is raised by Remus Lupin, Danger Granger Lupin, Aletha Freeman Black, and Sirius. His siblings and pack-mates are as follows: Draco Reggie Black, Hermione 'Neenie' Granger Lupin, Meghan Lily Black, Luna Lovegood, Ron and Ginny Weasley, and Neville Longbottom. It is characterized by a mostly wonderful, occasionally evil style in which there are happy endings, cute songfics, intellectual intrigue, and epic battles. Oh, and DB/LL as well as MB/NL.
The Dangerverse has a story where one version of Harry Potter sings Christmas songs while another fights Voldemort. Don't you just love crossover fics?
Dangerverse by Bibliofool22 March 23, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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