Dangler

A penis on a nude beach that hangs at least 1/4" from the lowest point of the balls.

It's dangerous to ride a bike with that dangler.

by One Smart Kitty August 24, 2009

Dangler

A guy's nut sack.

He was so old, his dangler hit the water every time he sat on the toilet.

by bmilk123 January 23, 2015

Dangler

One of those fleshy hemorrhoids that dangle from your anus

A great way to get rid of a dangler is to rub preparation ointment on it

by Unorthodoxy May 02, 2021

Dangler

When you take a shit and one piece is still hanging from your ass and no matter how hard you shake, it won't fall break off.

Man i hate when i take a huge dump and those danglers hang from my cornhole!

by FedInTheA July 15, 2010

Dangler

A Dangler, dangles everbody and snipes goalies all day long.

Buffalo Bison Girls, Coatsworth the Dangler

by bisons1114 August 25, 2010

Dangler

When you are taking a crap and you go to wipe, but there is that one piece of crap still hanging out or partly out of your butt.

Hey man i just took a dump and i had to pinch a dangler off with a piece of tp.

I hate it when i have to wipe off a dangler and it gets all over my hand

by themboyzindahoodgetcrazywitderhos December 13, 2006

Dangler

Someone who posts open-ended questions, partial sentences, and dangling participles on FaceBook just to get comments. Similar to trolling on message boards, but without the intention to antagonize.

Dangler: I'm just saying...
Dangler: I was good enough before, why not now?
Dangler: I'm ready for a new beginning...

by TheOldHag August 13, 2010