To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden
girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any
pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...
If there was an
awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
Tommy packed his
car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in
gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.