dangermaz

The act of masturbating in a public, or dangerous place, adding an element of danger to the act in question.

When I went on holiday to Iraq I had a dangermaz every day.

by neggatron September 17, 2007

Dangerbate

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.

Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!

by Hrethic September 19, 2009

dangermouse

A British cartoon created by Cosgrove/Hall Productions Limited that aired from 1981 to 1992. It started on British TV and came to the US in 1984 via Nickelodeon. The cartoon itself is a spoof of the British TV show, "Dangerman" and loosely the "James Bond" movie series. It features a list humanized animals from dangermouse who is a white mouse, his bumbling sidekick penfold, his walrus Boss Col. K, and his villian arch-nemisis which is a green frog named Greenback, among many other characters. Though billed as a kids cartoon, it has plenty of adult wit and humor making it very popular with kids and adults alike. It had, and continues to have, a strong cult following in both the states and the UK. DVDs of every episode can be found in England, but are very hard to find in the US.

Dangermouse is one of the best 80s cult cartoons ever.

by civil_unrest June 14, 2004

dangerass

A newly single hot chick with a crazy jealous ex-boyfriend.

Dude, I wouldn't try to tap that if I were you, she's dangerass. Her nutty ex is a cage fighter.

by sasafras66 May 21, 2008

dangerwake

The act of ejaculating on a person's face to wake them up

"Wake up Steph, or i will dangerwake you up!"

by SexPistol December 19, 2008

dangerwank

Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.

<fumble>Mum? C'mere for a sec <fumble>

by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005

dangerball

A game played using a small bouncy ball. 3 or me people must be confined in a small area. Then, with little or no light, each person takes it in turn to throw the ball as hard as possible into a wall or ceiling. If you don't get hit, you win. Repeat for jokes and cokes.

Yo Bill, you wanna play some dangerball with me and Johsnon?

YEH MAN

by imamazed January 1, 2008