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dangerwake

The act of ejaculating on a person's face to wake them up
"Wake up Steph, or i will dangerwake you up!"
by SexPistol December 19, 2008
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Dangerbate

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.
Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!
by Hrethic September 19, 2009
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dangerwank

Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.
<fumble>Mum? C'mere for a sec <fumble>
by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005
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Dangerwank

To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.
Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"
by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014
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Dangerade

Gatorade G2 and vodka with a splash of 5 hour energy.
Dangerade

Are you thirsty but also want to get typsy? Well then make a dangerade!

Staying hydrated with a low calorie alcoholic beverage.
Perfect for after or before sporting events such as hockey, sledding and ATV'ing
by jlo17 December 4, 2013
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dangerwank

a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)

u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money

a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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dangerbate

Shouting "MAW" then whipping it out. Toying with it until finale. Wet Mess.
Boredom strikes. Door left open. Maw downstairs. "MAW".... WHACK WHACK WHACK
by Rossko May 10, 2005
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