cyrani 

Cyrani is an Amazing very smart and a great advice giver and is most definitely brutally honest ! She’ll always give it to you straight

Who’s that pretty girl over there?

Oh that’s Cyrani she gives great advice

cyrani by Interestinghu1128 November 20, 2023

cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?

cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

Cyrano 

It is a situation when a nerdy guy helps a handsome guy date the girl that he loves by telling him what to say and what to do. The word is from a character that portrayed the act.

Our boss asked us to meet him here and he is not here yet, he just tried to put us together, he cyrano’d us. Let’s make him win, kiss me.

Cyrano by Sanchina June 19, 2018

cranio-rectal intrusion 

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

cranio-rectal intrusion by BiggerD October 14, 2010

Cranimon 

A fusion consisting of cranberry, lime and lemon juices. This non-alcoholic drink is usually served on crushed ice with cane sugar as a sweetener. The flavor has been said to confer its wonderful benefits on all who drink it: good health, great longevity, inner tranquility and incisive intellectual clarity. Frequently, this beverage is served in the bed of a pickup truck while watching a drive-in movie.

“Hop in the bed and I’ll make you some cold Cranimon that you’ve been craving.”

“Hey Krumpsley, squeeze me some Cranimon.”

Cranimon by Alan Tate May 1, 2006

Arcade Craniacs 

Youtubers named Edward and Nicole who make satirical comedy videos as parodies of other Youtubers who make content geared towards younger children, such as ImJayStation. They are known for their videos about Among Us, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Elmo, and their viral memes such as the "you are sus" meme.

Have you seen that new Arcade Craniacs video? You are sus! Amogus amirite?

Arcade Craniacs by emid May 14, 2021

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME  

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.

President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME by radfringe December 20, 2008