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The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.
Damn't Dylan, Quit craning my friggin homework!
Craning by cranemaster123 May 19, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Verb. To try and pick up a girl for more serious and less shallow purpose (in other words, deeper than spading). To crane a girl is to want her warts and all, for life not just for Christmas
Jon was craning Sam so hard at the Spitmunky gig last night! I think someone's in love
Craning by AlphaCrane July 19, 2009
Craining; verb (past tense-Craned, to Crane)

The act of lifting a man up by his penis with your vagina. Essentially doing a very strong kegel with a man inside you and standing up.
"This chick's pussy was so strong she could've Craned me"
"I'm really into Craning "
"I'm going to Crane you tonight"
Craning by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023

Craning Frasier 

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.
I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.
Craning Frasier by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017

Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.
1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.
Cock Craning by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Couchie craning 

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.
I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed
Couchie craning by Catwoman4723 November 13, 2019

cranking hoons 

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.
Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons
cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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