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Verb. To try and pick up a girl for more serious and less shallow purpose (in other words, deeper than spading). To crane a girl is to want her warts and all, for life not just for Christmas
Jon was craning Sam so hard at the Spitmunky gig last night! I think someone's in love
Craning by AlphaCrane July 19, 2009
Craining; verb (past tense-Craned, to Crane)

The act of lifting a man up by his penis with your vagina. Essentially doing a very strong kegel with a man inside you and standing up.
"This chick's pussy was so strong she could've Craned me"
"I'm really into Craning "
"I'm going to Crane you tonight"
Craning by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023

Craning Frasier 

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.
I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.
Craning Frasier by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017

Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.
1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.
Cock Craning by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Couchie craning 

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.
I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed
Couchie craning by Catwoman4723 November 13, 2019

cranking hoons 

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.
Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons
cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018
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