cybermating
cybermating by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008
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cyberfasting
Taking a break from social networking sites and random time-killing online activities. You still use e-mail and take care of important things (like bills, if you do those online), but avoid instant messaging, YouTube, Twitter, MySpace and Facebook (exceptions: it's the only or best way to get in touch with someone about real-life activities.
The goal is to de-ADD your life and reduce any unhealthy drain on your time and energy so you are more connected to and productive in the real world, ideally making some people happier and healthier who seem addicted to the internet. It can make you more focused and productive.
Being accused of procrastination, stalking/"stalking", having no life, etc. are all signs you need to cyberfast. In some cases, drama magically occurs less and less!
The goal is to de-ADD your life and reduce any unhealthy drain on your time and energy so you are more connected to and productive in the real world, ideally making some people happier and healthier who seem addicted to the internet. It can make you more focused and productive.
Being accused of procrastination, stalking/"stalking", having no life, etc. are all signs you need to cyberfast. In some cases, drama magically occurs less and less!
1.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't seen you on Facebook or AIM in a week! I thought you were dead.
Guy 2: Naw, man, I was just cyberfasting. I get too addicted to cyberspace sometimes! I never get anything done.
Guy 1: Oh, snap--I should do that. Some girl thinks I'm stalking her just because I LOL at all the funny crap she posts all day.
Guy 2: SHE should cyberfast, too.
2.
Lindsay Lohan went on a cyberfast and everyone thought she had been kidnapped or gone to rehab when she disappeared from cyberspace for a few weeks.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't seen you on Facebook or AIM in a week! I thought you were dead.
Guy 2: Naw, man, I was just cyberfasting. I get too addicted to cyberspace sometimes! I never get anything done.
Guy 1: Oh, snap--I should do that. Some girl thinks I'm stalking her just because I LOL at all the funny crap she posts all day.
Guy 2: SHE should cyberfast, too.
2.
Lindsay Lohan went on a cyberfast and everyone thought she had been kidnapped or gone to rehab when she disappeared from cyberspace for a few weeks.
cyberfasting by DojiMaidori September 29, 2009
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Jacob: I'm going to play on the computer today.
*On the computer* Sebastion: I'm going to rape you.
Jacob: OH NO! HES CYBERRAPING ME
*On the computer* Sebastion: I'm going to rape you.
Jacob: OH NO! HES CYBERRAPING ME
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crybernating
Spending time away from regular daily activities after being defeated by the world, to sulk and have a self 'why me' pity party... enabling one to come back into the world, refreshed- back with a vengeances.
After losing Brandon in the Big Brother House, Rachel spent much of a week crybernating, only to be ready to compete to her fullest against the other competitors.
crybernating by french tipsy August 15, 2011
Cyberboating
A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.
Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"
Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(
Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(
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CyberMacking
V. The act of macking (hitting) on girls via technological resources. (i.e. FaceBook, iChat, AIM, Text Message)
Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?
Guy 2: He was hitting on like four girls.
Guy 1: Damn, he was Cybermacking hard!
Guy 2: He was hitting on like four girls.
Guy 1: Damn, he was Cybermacking hard!
CyberMacking by mydick>yours January 17, 2010
cybernating
when somebody is usually online all the time, due to a hardline, constant internet source, and then disappears for more than forty eight hours without a trace
guy 1: "dude, i didn't see you online this weekend. where were you?"
guy 2: "sorry bro, i was cybernating"
guy 2: "sorry bro, i was cybernating"
cybernating by majero March 23, 2004