Cyberboating 

A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.

Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"

Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(

Cyberboating by TheGreatSpaces November 18, 2011

Cyberbonding 

The act of emotionally and/or psychologically joining with another person that you have never physically met but feel that you know extremely well via the Internet based on interactions in blogs, discussion posts, social media groups and online gaming platforms.

Please don't think me a stalker but I must admit that I have started cyberbonding with David Crosby based on his accessibility on Twitter. It really feels like I know the guy now and that I can call him a real friend.

I have been playing Candy Crush Saga with Brend-ahh for over a year now but we were cyberbonding within the first week based on our mutual affinity for deep-fried Twinkies. I hope you join with someone this way someday.

Cyberbonding by MCBassGuitar April 6, 2015

Cyberloafing 

the act of employees using their organization's Internet access for personal purposes during work hours. The norm for the 21st century employee.

Surfing the web for entertainment, sending/receiving personal emails, online chatting, online stock trading, shopping online, etc. during work hours is considered cyberloafing.

Cyberloafing by Meggerson September 22, 2006

cybernating 

when somebody is usually online all the time, due to a hardline, constant internet source, and then disappears for more than forty eight hours without a trace

guy 1: "dude, i didn't see you online this weekend. where were you?"
guy 2: "sorry bro, i was cybernating"

cybernating by majero March 23, 2004

cyberboarding 

(n.) - A form of online torture that consists of immobilizing a subject with endless emails of a trivial nature, thus triggering the mammalian gagging reflex causing the captive to experience sensations of nausea.

If I get one more email from my cousin in Boston telling me for the umpteenth time about what he did last weekend, I am going to puke. His constant stream of email messages is nothing but cyberboarding pure and simple, and I plan to put a stop to it as soon as possible.

cyberboarding by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010

cyberbaiting 

Cyberbaiting occurs when students, either individually or as a group, make a plan to act so outrageously that the classroom teacher loses self control and begins yelling or acting in another unprofessional manner. The teacher is surreptitiously recorded, and the video of the momentary loss of control is posted to social networking sites.

Mrs. Hoskins, classroom teacher, was the vicitim of cyberbaiting. She lost her composure today when Brian and Irma kept disrupting the class. Her mini-tantrum was videoed by Johnny, who posted it on YouTube.

cyberbaiting by tbplayer59 June 4, 2012

cybermating 

Making acquaintances, friends and potential partners in cyberspace.

I've bn on a flight of fantasy since cybermating.

cybermating by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008