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cyberfasting 

Taking a break from social networking sites and random time-killing online activities. You still use e-mail and take care of important things (like bills, if you do those online), but avoid instant messaging, YouTube, Twitter, MySpace and Facebook (exceptions: it's the only or best way to get in touch with someone about real-life activities.

The goal is to de-ADD your life and reduce any unhealthy drain on your time and energy so you are more connected to and productive in the real world, ideally making some people happier and healthier who seem addicted to the internet. It can make you more focused and productive.

Being accused of procrastination, stalking/"stalking", having no life, etc. are all signs you need to cyberfast. In some cases, drama magically occurs less and less!
1.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't seen you on Facebook or AIM in a week! I thought you were dead.
Guy 2: Naw, man, I was just cyberfasting. I get too addicted to cyberspace sometimes! I never get anything done.
Guy 1: Oh, snap--I should do that. Some girl thinks I'm stalking her just because I LOL at all the funny crap she posts all day.

Guy 2: SHE should cyberfast, too.

2.
Lindsay Lohan went on a cyberfast and everyone thought she had been kidnapped or gone to rehab when she disappeared from cyberspace for a few weeks.
cyberfasting by DojiMaidori September 29, 2009
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cybernating 

when somebody is usually online all the time, due to a hardline, constant internet source, and then disappears for more than forty eight hours without a trace
guy 1: "dude, i didn't see you online this weekend. where were you?"
guy 2: "sorry bro, i was cybernating"
cybernating by majero March 23, 2004

CyberFlashing 

An application that will automatically flash your phone from one carrier to another.
I used CyberFlashing to get my new Android from Verizon to work on Cricket!
CyberFlashing by ws.sixxx March 14, 2012

cyberbaiting 

Cyberbaiting occurs when students, either individually or as a group, make a plan to act so outrageously that the classroom teacher loses self control and begins yelling or acting in another unprofessional manner. The teacher is surreptitiously recorded, and the video of the momentary loss of control is posted to social networking sites.
Mrs. Hoskins, classroom teacher, was the vicitim of cyberbaiting. She lost her composure today when Brian and Irma kept disrupting the class. Her mini-tantrum was videoed by Johnny, who posted it on YouTube.
cyberbaiting by tbplayer59 June 4, 2012
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cybermating 

Making acquaintances, friends and potential partners in cyberspace.
I've bn on a flight of fantasy since cybermating.

Cybernating 

The act of using electronics in a secluded place for long periods of time
Richard has been cybernating all day

Phil you sick and tired of cybernating
Cybernating by Art of english September 18, 2019

cybernating 

The state of being in physical isolation at home, but widely connected to others via technology.
Everyone is cybernating since the Covid19 lockdowns.
cybernating by CaptainCalamazoo March 28, 2020
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