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Definitions by Khagreytits

Fistimonic Orgasm 

When you fist someone so hard that they have an orgasm.
Jacob: OH SEBASTION PLEASE DONT FIST ME ANYMORE, I'M GOING TO HAVE A FISTIMONIC ORGASM!
Fistimonic Orgasm by Khagreytits September 7, 2014

Pencil Sex 

When a man ejaculates inside a bucket, pours the bucket over his head, and drags his head across a female's body as if he was a pencil and the female was a piece of paper.
Bob: Want to have pencil sex?
Michelle: k.
Bob: OKAY IM GOING TO POUR THIS BUCKET OVER MY HEAD AND WRITE ON YOU
Michelle: k.
Pencil Sex by Khagreytits September 7, 2014

Fartgasm 

When someone has an orgasm and they laugh while having the orgasm and while they laugh they accidently fart which makes them laugh even more.
Jacob: OH I'M GOING TO HAVE AN ORGASM
Jacob: *HAS AN ORGASM*
Jacob: HAHA
Jacob: *FARTS*
Jacob: HAHAHUHA
Sebastion: YOU JUST HAD A FARTGASM
Jacob: HAHAHAHAHAHUHA
Fartgasm by Khagreytits September 7, 2014

Fartgasm 

When someone has an orgasm and they laugh while having the orgasm and while they laugh they accidently fart which makes them laugh even more.
Jacob: OH I'M GOING TO HAVE AN ORGASM
Jacob: *HAS AN ORGASM*
Jacob: HAHA
Jacob: *FARTS*
Jacob: HAHAHUHA
Sebastion: YOU JUST HAD A FARTGASM
Jacob: HAHAHAHAHAHUHA
Fartgasm by Khagreytits September 7, 2014

Cyberraping 

Cyberraping is like cyberbullying except your bullying them by raping them online.
Jacob: I'm going to play on the computer today.
*On the computer* Sebastion: I'm going to rape you.
Jacob: OH NO! HES CYBERRAPING ME
Cyberraping by Khagreytits September 7, 2014

Rainbow Fart

Rainbow Farts happen when you end up eating too much colorful food like skittles and M&Ms to the point where you shit out farts that are rainbows.
*Jacob munches on some M&Ms*
Jacob: *FARTS*
Jacob: OMG OMG OMG I JUST HAD A RAINBOW FART
Rainbow Fart by Khagreytits September 7, 2014

Unicorn Sex 

Unicorn Sex is the sexual intercourse between a man with a dildo taped to his forehead and a woman who's anal with be penetrated by the same dildo that was taped to the man's forehead
"Hey, John!"
"Yeah Timmy?"
"JUST HAD FREAKIN UNICORN SEX LAST NIGHT!"
"k."
Unicorn Sex by Khagreytits September 2, 2014