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Pencil Sex

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When a man ejaculates inside a bucket, pours the bucket over his head, and drags his head across a female's body as if he was a pencil and the female was a piece of paper.
Bob: Want to have pencil sex?
Michelle: k.
Bob: OKAY IM GOING TO POUR THIS BUCKET OVER MY HEAD AND WRITE ON YOU
Michelle: k.
by Khagreytits September 7, 2014
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Fistimonic Orgasm

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When you fist someone so hard that they have an orgasm.
Jacob: OH SEBASTION PLEASE DONT FIST ME ANYMORE, I'M GOING TO HAVE A FISTIMONIC ORGASM!
by Khagreytits September 7, 2014
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Fartgasm

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When someone has an orgasm and they laugh while having the orgasm and while they laugh they accidently fart which makes them laugh even more.
Jacob: OH I'M GOING TO HAVE AN ORGASM
Jacob: *HAS AN ORGASM*
Jacob: HAHA
Jacob: *FARTS*
Jacob: HAHAHUHA
Sebastion: YOU JUST HAD A FARTGASM
Jacob: HAHAHAHAHAHUHA
by Khagreytits September 7, 2014
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Fartgasm

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When someone has an orgasm and they laugh while having the orgasm and while they laugh they accidently fart which makes them laugh even more.
Jacob: OH I'M GOING TO HAVE AN ORGASM
Jacob: *HAS AN ORGASM*
Jacob: HAHA
Jacob: *FARTS*
Jacob: HAHAHUHA
Sebastion: YOU JUST HAD A FARTGASM
Jacob: HAHAHAHAHAHUHA
by Khagreytits September 7, 2014
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Rainbow Farts happen when you end up eating too much colorful food like skittles and M&Ms to the point where you shit out farts that are rainbows.
*Jacob munches on some M&Ms*
Jacob: *FARTS*
Jacob: OMG OMG OMG I JUST HAD A RAINBOW FART
by Khagreytits September 7, 2014
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Cyberraping

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Cyberraping is like cyberbullying except your bullying them by raping them online.
Jacob: I'm going to play on the computer today.
*On the computer* Sebastion: I'm going to rape you.
Jacob: OH NO! HES CYBERRAPING ME
by Khagreytits September 7, 2014
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Unicorn Sex

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Unicorn Sex is the sexual intercourse between a man with a dildo taped to his forehead and a woman who's anal with be penetrated by the same dildo that was taped to the man's forehead
"Hey, John!"
"Yeah Timmy?"
"JUST HAD FREAKIN UNICORN SEX LAST NIGHT!"
"k."
by Khagreytits September 2, 2014
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