A person so involved in the world of cyberlust and self gratifacation, that they completely shut themselves off from others, and even become green with cyberjealousy to the point of changing rooms often, or in severe cases hiding in locked web sites.
Co-worker Rashid: Man you were in the bathroom a long time this morning. What were you doing?
Co-worker Brian: Yea that was at least a 15 minute cybershit because the wifi reception in the crapper is terrible and I needed to generate a meme about the stupid shit you said in the team meeting.
A series of technical soundingwords in an effort to look like you know what you are talking about concerning information security to sell a product or a service to executives.
"There is a dramatic difference between cyberrisk management and vulnerability management. the latter assumes the former is in occurring" is cybershitspeak meaning nothing.
Drama and other 'shit' that goes online. Makes friendsgips sour and makes one anxious, upset, and annoyed by the drama.
BOY: Fucking A! That guy on -insert social networking site/game here- was hitting on my girl!
BOY2: Isn't he your cyber-bro??
BOY: Yea! Now I gotta kick his cyber ass and tell everyone he's a prick!
BOY2: I'll help!
**The two boys bash and trash the 'cyber-bro' all over the site until everyone is divided and on sides. At the end of the day, most people go to bed pissed, sad, upset, or crying at what has happened to all of them**
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.