cyber ship 

Noun: The computer or laptop or any other device used to cruise the internet.

Is that your notebook? Yup, it's fast and it serves as my cyber ship that I use to surf the web.

cyber ship by genxjedi March 10, 2010

Cyberwhipped 

A person so involved in the world of cyberlust and self gratifacation, that they completely shut themselves off from others, and even become green with cyberjealousy to the point of changing rooms often, or in severe cases hiding in locked web sites.

Hey Joe..want to go to the bar tonight?

Can't Jack..better stick around the house.

Cyberwhipped by Bruce August 8, 2003

Cybershit

The act of using electronic devices while defecating.

Co-worker Rashid: Man you were in the bathroom a long time this morning. What were you doing?

Co-worker Brian: Yea that was at least a 15 minute cybershit because the wifi reception in the crapper is terrible and I needed to generate a meme about the stupid shit you said in the team meeting.

Cybershit by BigB August 16, 2014

Cybershitspeak

A series of technical sounding words in an effort to look like you know what you are talking about concerning information security to sell a product or a service to executives.

"There is a dramatic difference between cyber risk management and vulnerability management. the latter assumes the former is in occurring" is cybershitspeak meaning nothing.

Cybershitspeak by krypt3ia November 18, 2016

cybershifter 

Person who changes weblog titles/sites, e-mail addresses, chat room names, etc., for any reason. shapeshifter

Cybershifters are modern day shapeshifters.

cybershifter by Flatline February 4, 2005

Cybership 

A relationship between two people who have only talked on the internet.

Girl: Will you go out with me?

Boy: Sorry. I'm already in a cybership.

Cybership by Eden Whetham October 3, 2008

Cybershit

Drama and other 'shit' that goes online. Makes friendsgips sour and makes one anxious, upset, and annoyed by the drama.

BOY: Fucking A! That guy on -insert social networking site/game here- was hitting on my girl!

BOY2: Isn't he your cyber-bro??

BOY: Yea! Now I gotta kick his cyber ass and tell everyone he's a prick!

BOY2: I'll help!


**The two boys bash and trash the 'cyber-bro' all over the site until everyone is divided and on sides. At the end of the day, most people go to bed pissed, sad, upset, or crying at what has happened to all of them**


Cybershit = cheap drama.

Cybershit by SickOfThatShit January 18, 2009