cybershifter
Person who changes weblog titles/sites, e-mail addresses, chat room names, etc., for any reason. shapeshifter
cybershifter by Flatline February 4, 2005
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The bane of every teenager's life
A piece of software that is blocks out all content over the internet it deems offensive. Social sites such as are blocked as they are "Dangerous"
Admirable on paper, but the software falls to bits in practise, as innocuous words are blocked without explanation, "Marriage", "ha'te" etc, whilst it chooses not to block "illegal and dagerous satanic fundamentalist cults that encourages repatriotism and random massacres of women and children"
Software currently installed on the computer I am now typing on
The software can even be tailored so that any feminine-sounding name can be blocked out. Political correctness gone MAAAAD I'm sure you'll agree.
words blocked out
hero!ne
ha'te
dru'g
br'east
marri'age
de'ath
my'space
fac'ebook
and some that aren't....
satan
satanic
massacre
evil
homocide
genocide
A piece of software that is blocks out all content over the internet it deems offensive. Social sites such as are blocked as they are "Dangerous"
Admirable on paper, but the software falls to bits in practise, as innocuous words are blocked without explanation, "Marriage", "ha'te" etc, whilst it chooses not to block "illegal and dagerous satanic fundamentalist cults that encourages repatriotism and random massacres of women and children"
Software currently installed on the computer I am now typing on
The software can even be tailored so that any feminine-sounding name can be blocked out. Political correctness gone MAAAAD I'm sure you'll agree.
words blocked out
hero!ne
ha'te
dru'g
br'east
marri'age
de'ath
my'space
fac'ebook
and some that aren't....
satan
satanic
massacre
evil
homocide
genocide
John: "I think I'll research the causes of b'reast cancer for my homework assignment"
Cybersitter-enabled PC: "owned!"
John: "Sh!it. Man this software sucks"
Cybersitter-enabled PC: "owned!"
John: "Sh!it. Man this software sucks"
cybersitter by chrismoore@home November 20, 2006
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CYBERsitter
A piece of spyware capable of recording passwords and other personal information secretly for use by criminals. It is disguised as "parental control software" for legal reasons. Competes with NETNanny and a few other apps which do similar tasks.
Criminal 1: It's so difficult to get peoples bank account information these days, what should we do?
Criminal 2: Don't worry about it, I just set up CYBERsitter on a few library computers, now all we have to do is plug in the included SnoopSticks to my PC and we can get everyone's bank account information in less then 60 seconds!
Criminal 1: Wow! It really is worth the $39.95 it costs!
Criminal 2: I know! Tomorrow I'm going to set it up on my rich friends computer so I can get his bank account information too! See there really are companies that help us criminals!
Criminal 2: Don't worry about it, I just set up CYBERsitter on a few library computers, now all we have to do is plug in the included SnoopSticks to my PC and we can get everyone's bank account information in less then 60 seconds!
Criminal 1: Wow! It really is worth the $39.95 it costs!
Criminal 2: I know! Tomorrow I'm going to set it up on my rich friends computer so I can get his bank account information too! See there really are companies that help us criminals!
CYBERsitter by Justingraziano August 14, 2008
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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