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Cuntimeter
adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Cuntimeter by DudeA December 7, 2009
Related Words
cut time • cuttie • cattime • cubtime • Cuntimeter • cuttie monster • cuttie pootottie • cutties express • {cuttie} • Cutty
cuttie
Vallejo (crest side) term for a friend that is associated in ones group. also spelled "cuddie" (depending upon ones preference) Term can be heard throughout many of the late great Mac Dre's songs, aswell as many other associated rappers in the bay area.
cubtime
Cuttie
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