catching wood
catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009
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Catching the Crazy Turkey
A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.
Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
Catching the Crazy Turkey by Reckz December 13, 2014
Catching strays
If someone is insulting Person A, but also insults Person B, Person B is said to have “caught a stray” (Catching strays)
I cant think of any situations rn sorry
I cant think of any situations rn sorry
Catching strays by CookedGroceries May 19, 2022
Clutching Bungle
Clutching Bungle by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009
Double Clutching
Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses
Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!
Double Clutching by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018
Catching the Wild Turkey
Catching the Wild Turkey by Cobainified December 13, 2014
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