cotching

relaxing, chilling, sitting back, having fun

If one was really chilled out and relaxing they could say 'I'm bares cotching.'

by MR REID December 10, 2007

cotching

the art of sitting in your room all day doing activies such as looking on youtube, wanking, pissing in your sink and generaly wasting your life away, something that gary loves to do.

Daz : What are you doing gary?
Gary : Cotching.
Daz : Oh.

by Darryl Barkwill April 3, 2009

Cotching

The experience of discomfort endured when boxer shorts are too tight on the wearer and ride up to uncomfortable, and often painful areas.
Like a wedgie, but more of an effect on the scrotal area.

My boxer shorts are really cotching.

by Jinola June 23, 2011

cotching

any action performed when you are utterly battered. usually finding an interesting place to sleep

man, look at dave cotching in the cupboard

by jaytabron December 3, 2007

cotching

The action of getting zero points in 12 or 15 rounds of Counter-Strike.

A person cotching can be known as a "Cotch", "Elf" or "Blink"

They are also commonly know as being a "Slay0r"

LOL at Blink cotching on de_contra

by MrPorkey December 9, 2008

Cotching stations

Designated place of cotch

"All aboard cotching stations" - Sat down, sufficient munch, swill with TV remotes and xbox controllers to boot in reachable distances. The key is little movement as possible and ultimately cotched. Dream.

by potts27 October 14, 2011

Facebook Cotching

When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.

Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat

s/he just facebook cotching man.

by fx501 August 1, 2010