curpee 

A cup of coffee

Suck that Fuckin Curpee down pussy

curpee by Schlusspuss September 17, 2022

carpee 

One who is extremely cowardly, oily, and horribly sunburned. A "carpee" typically has bangs and uses yogurt and lotion interchangeably.

I saw her eating lotion earlier, she must be a carpee.

carpee by carpee July 20, 2018

Curteese 

A solid dude, steals mountain dew sometimes. Some call him Bucky on occasion, but most stick with "Curteese"

"Yo dawg with all that swag, you're starting to look like a Curteese"

Curteese by buckyindacut April 2, 2020

curple 

The small of the waist before the flare of the hips.

She may be all attitude with her hands on her hips, but his hands rest naturally at the curple before drawing her closer and . . .

curple by hometrics January 4, 2004

curepe pres child 

A very smart child with a very immature attitude that he/she dosen't know about

That girl feel that she is a curepe pres child

curepe pres child by arielsingh June 4, 2017

cumpee 

cumpee: the slimy pee that comes out when you first piss after an orgasm. When combined through the urinary tubes (the remaining semen & urine), it makes the substance that comes out,(cumpee), extremely uncontrollable and most times drips on the lid or the seat, making a mess.

*Depending on the orgasm, sometimes you won't have cumpee, but most the time you will.

Damnit! I just washed this thing and then I go to take a leak and cumpee got all over the seat.

cumpee by BigRed1612 January 20, 2007

Cumpeelitis 

!WARNING- THIS IS NOT A REAL MEDICAL CONDITION AND JUST MADE UP SO DO NOT TRY THIS (unless you really want to)!

Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.

"Oh son, it appears you have cumpeelitis. Time to fix it!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"

Cumpeelitis by ballssucker2000 March 11, 2023