cumpee

cumpee: the slimy pee that comes out when you first piss after an orgasm. When combined through the urinary tubes (the remaining semen & urine), it makes the substance that comes out,(cumpee), extremely uncontrollable and most times drips on the lid or the seat, making a mess.

*Depending on the orgasm, sometimes you won't have cumpee, but most the time you will.

Damnit! I just washed this thing and then I go to take a leak and cumpee got all over the seat.

by BigRed1612 January 20, 2007

cumpee

Also the term used for when a male or female releases urine and has the strong urge of almost reaching orgasm, often caused by drugs that heighten stimulation and sensitivity or euphoria.

Example 1:
Aaron: Man oh man, this legal alternative to weed is surprisingly strong, i think i like it even more.
David: Oi. Aaron. Tell me about it. I'm wasted.
Paul: Far out guys this stuff is strong, I just went and had the most amazing cumpee under the deck a minute ago.

Example 2:
David: Man that wee felt good!
Aaron: Did you have a cumpee?
David: Aaron, I think I just might have.

by ananonymousbladder February 3, 2009

cumpewter

A computer covered in cum

You got cum all over the cumpewter u asshole

by Ehirsch December 30, 2013

Cumpernikkle

Cum colliding mud air and exploding like a firework on the forth of july

Bro last night Brandon and I cumpernikkled , it was magical

Chris and I finally were able to pull off a decent cumbernikkle, its basically official now

by horndorninthecastle April 3, 2021

Cumpet

A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets

I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.

by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019

compeeda

When you swallow too much of your homie's sperm for your digestive system to handle.

After that compeeda, my stomach was in pain for hours.

by ZappierPanda777 July 1, 2021

cumpet

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020