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Cumstone
A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"
^^^SEE DEFINITION OF CUMSTONE^^^
Cumstone by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011
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curbstone • curbstoner • Curbstore • Custoner • curbscore • Curbstomped • Curbstomper • #CurbStompLevi • CURBSTOMP3D • Curbstomp Kayla
curbstoner
An unlicensed used car dealer of the sketchiest kind. Curbstoners typically buy undesirable cars (cars with a salvage title in particular) and will represent the car as their own. If the name on the title does not match the person selling the car, chances are you're being curbstoned.
I went to buy this awesome car I saw on Craigslist for super cheap and he told me he'd owned it for five years and done all kinds of maintenance on it. But when I looked at the title it didn't have his name on it and had been signed off a month ago! Fucking curbstoner!
curbstoner by Obey The Hypnotoad August 30, 2013
kensington curbstomp
A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.
"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"
kensington curbstomp by klas August 30, 2006
curbstomp
To instruct the loser of a fight or combat situation to place their mouth on an object (Usually a curb), and to then stomp on the back of their skull, thus breaking their jaw, along with most of their teeth, and usually resulting in the victim's death (Due to a broken neck). A nonlethal variant involves jumping on their back instead of kicking in the back of their skull.
Jake: I SWEAR TO GOD, PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB OR I WILL KILL YOU!
(John complies)
(Jake curbstomps John and is currently serving 25 to life for murder 2)
(John complies)
(Jake curbstomps John and is currently serving 25 to life for murder 2)
curbstomp by Shenanigans O. July 7, 2008
Curbstore
A curb store refers to any and all convenient stores where you can purchase a variety of alcohol/nicotine products, junkfood, misc femine products, and old condiment/food items that may be needed in emergency situations when a walmart run is not warrented. Gas may be sold at these locations but it is not a requirement of the curbstore. There may possibly be loiterers that consider this their main "hangout". A working payphone may or may not be available for use. The restrooms will need a key and if a key is not needed, you can be sure that antibacterial will be. Doughnuts are a possibility but freshness can not be guarenteed. Look for the toothless/grilled attendant to answer any questions you may have while patronizing the curbstore. Although expect nothing more than a grunt or incomplete/ incoherrent response. He may be able to give the key you the restroom but as the sign under the cash register indicates he is unlikely to be able to open the store safe. The curbstore is a southern staple and people of all races and classes find the curbstore to be a necessity.
curbstomping
curbstomping by Vlad_C March 13, 2009
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).