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Cumstone 

A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"
^^^SEE DEFINITION OF CUMSTONE^^^
Cumstone by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011
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Custoner 

a person who regularly uses the same drug dealer for marijuana
Vinny smokes so much pot that he is a frequent custoner
Custoner by macnotpc July 24, 2011
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cum stone 

A large amount of cum in a pile that has hardened over time.
I went over Matt's house yesterday and accidently stepped on his cum stone!
cum stone by Gavin Clarke June 13, 2007

cumstomer 

People who you're fucking with who purchase / receive your cum.
We have so many cumstomers that we cum all over.
cumstomer by jack and kill May 18, 2010

Custoner 

Someone who is a patron of a smoke or head shop.
Yeah I go to that smoke shop all the time, you could say I am a regular custoner.
Custoner by GrazIsSoCool July 12, 2011

Cum stone 

A stone that is made of or creates cum. The stone is usually blue and is presented in fontcest fan art (unfortunately)
“Bro is that the cum stone
“it’s a blanket
“but blue
“No”
“cum”
Cum stone by GhostieToms January 18, 2022

custoners 

Customers that are stoned.
I had a bunch of smelly custoners at the end of my shift. They couldn't make any decisions and wouldn't stop giggling.
custoners by stumphaus October 22, 2014
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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