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A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"

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Cumstone by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011

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Custoner

a person who regularly uses the same drug dealer for marijuana

Vinny smokes so much pot that he is a frequent custoner

Custoner by macnotpc July 24, 2011

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cum stone

A large amount of cum in a pile that has hardened over time.

I went over Matt's house yesterday and accidently stepped on his cum stone!

cum stone by Gavin Clarke June 13, 2007

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cumstomer

People who you're fucking with who purchase / receive your cum.

We have so many cumstomers that we cum all over.

cumstomer by jack and kill May 18, 2010

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Custoner

Someone who is a patron of a smoke or head shop.

Yeah I go to that smoke shop all the time, you could say I am a regular custoner.

Custoner by GrazIsSoCool July 12, 2011

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Cum stone

A stone that is made of or creates cum. The stone is usually blue and is presented in fontcest fan art (unfortunately)

“Bro is that the cum stone”
“it’s a blanket”
“but blue”
“No”
“cum”

Cum stone by GhostieToms January 18, 2022

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custoners

Customers that are stoned.

I had a bunch of smelly custoners at the end of my shift. They couldn't make any decisions and wouldn't stop giggling.

custoners by stumphaus October 22, 2014

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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