curbscore
Acquiring items that are sitting on the curb waiting for trash pickup. One man's trash is another man's treasure.
curbscore by Doobie Dan December 28, 2007
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curbscore by Cassidy D. March 10, 2008
curbstoner
An unlicensed used car dealer of the sketchiest kind. Curbstoners typically buy undesirable cars (cars with a salvage title in particular) and will represent the car as their own. If the name on the title does not match the person selling the car, chances are you're being curbstoned.
I went to buy this awesome car I saw on Craigslist for super cheap and he told me he'd owned it for five years and done all kinds of maintenance on it. But when I looked at the title it didn't have his name on it and had been signed off a month ago! Fucking curbstoner!
curbstoner by Obey The Hypnotoad August 30, 2013
CribScore
A score between 1 to 100 constructed to communicate the level of livability of a structure intended for human dwelling; and in compliance with state and local habitability rules and regulations. See Implied Warranty of Habitability.
“Check out that apartment’s CribScore before you sign on the dotted line so you know it’s safe to live there.”
“You have to follow the inspection protocol described on the site to get the most current CribScore for your rental.”
“Renters can leave a review about the unit and the service the landlord provided under the lease agreement on CribScore.”
“You should really CribScore that rental before you make it your next home.”
“A high CribScore means your home complies with landlord/tenant law and is a safe place to call home sweet home.”
The higher the CribScore, the safe the rental is for you to live there… the sweeter the home.”
“You have to follow the inspection protocol described on the site to get the most current CribScore for your rental.”
“Renters can leave a review about the unit and the service the landlord provided under the lease agreement on CribScore.”
“You should really CribScore that rental before you make it your next home.”
“A high CribScore means your home complies with landlord/tenant law and is a safe place to call home sweet home.”
The higher the CribScore, the safe the rental is for you to live there… the sweeter the home.”
Curbstore
A curb store refers to any and all convenient stores where you can purchase a variety of alcohol/nicotine products, junkfood, misc femine products, and old condiment/food items that may be needed in emergency situations when a walmart run is not warrented. Gas may be sold at these locations but it is not a requirement of the curbstore. There may possibly be loiterers that consider this their main "hangout". A working payphone may or may not be available for use. The restrooms will need a key and if a key is not needed, you can be sure that antibacterial will be. Doughnuts are a possibility but freshness can not be guarenteed. Look for the toothless/grilled attendant to answer any questions you may have while patronizing the curbstore. Although expect nothing more than a grunt or incomplete/ incoherrent response. He may be able to give the key you the restroom but as the sign under the cash register indicates he is unlikely to be able to open the store safe. The curbstore is a southern staple and people of all races and classes find the curbstore to be a necessity.