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curbstoner 

An unlicensed used car dealer of the sketchiest kind. Curbstoners typically buy undesirable cars (cars with a salvage title in particular) and will represent the car as their own. If the name on the title does not match the person selling the car, chances are you're being curbstoned.
I went to buy this awesome car I saw on Craigslist for super cheap and he told me he'd owned it for five years and done all kinds of maintenance on it. But when I looked at the title it didn't have his name on it and had been signed off a month ago! Fucking curbstoner!
curbstoner by Obey The Hypnotoad August 30, 2013
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Curbstore 

A curb store refers to any and all convenient stores where you can purchase a variety of alcohol/nicotine products, junkfood, misc femine products, and old condiment/food items that may be needed in emergency situations when a walmart run is not warrented. Gas may be sold at these locations but it is not a requirement of the curbstore. There may possibly be loiterers that consider this their main "hangout". A working payphone may or may not be available for use. The restrooms will need a key and if a key is not needed, you can be sure that antibacterial will be. Doughnuts are a possibility but freshness can not be guarenteed. Look for the toothless/grilled attendant to answer any questions you may have while patronizing the curbstore. Although expect nothing more than a grunt or incomplete/ incoherrent response. He may be able to give the key you the restroom but as the sign under the cash register indicates he is unlikely to be able to open the store safe. The curbstore is a southern staple and people of all races and classes find the curbstore to be a necessity.
Circle K curbstore
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Woodalls curbstore Slappey Dr Albany, GA
Supermart Curbstore
Junebugs Curbstore
Ez Mart Curbstore
Curbstore by Zoeybug July 25, 2010
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Custoner 

a person who regularly uses the same drug dealer for marijuana
Vinny smokes so much pot that he is a frequent custoner
Custoner by macnotpc July 24, 2011

Curbstomper 

A mixed drink consisting of half a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor (preferably Mickey's) and a can of Sparks. It should be noted that you must pound the first half of the 40 before mixing the drink.
D-Style: How are we going to start this day off.
The Legend: We're starting it off the right way with some Curbstompers.
D-Style: SHIT YEAH!
Curbstomper by FengCao July 29, 2009

Custoner 

Someone who is a patron of a smoke or head shop.
Yeah I go to that smoke shop all the time, you could say I am a regular custoner.
Custoner by GrazIsSoCool July 12, 2011
To put someones mouth on the curb and stamp on their head.
I totally curbstoned this crip!!!
curbstone by G-7 December 20, 2008

custoners 

Customers that are stoned.
I had a bunch of smelly custoners at the end of my shift. They couldn't make any decisions and wouldn't stop giggling.
custoners by stumphaus October 22, 2014
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