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cuntstration 

cunt·strat·tion Pronunciation Key (kntstrtshn)

tr.v. cunt·strat·ed, cunt·strat·ing, cunt·strates

1. To remove the vulva of (a female); geld or effeminize.
2. To remove the ovaries of (a female); spay.
3. To deprive of virility or spirit; effeminize.
4. To be served penance for cheating on the last person you'd ever want to cheat on.
"I can't belive Tiana cheated on Bre! That girl deserves a wicked case of cuntstration."

"That hussy! I just might have to cuntstrate her myself!"
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Cuntstruction

An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.
"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".

Cuntstriction 

Vaginismus (spasm) or constriction which may require surgical reconstruction of vagina
Natasha is suffering from cuntstriction after getting repeated bouts of nasty STIs

Cumstration 

the process, where a menstruation cycle combines with a male ejaculation and is in turn ejaculated from the female body.
Tommy experienced the wonders of cumstration the other night when jessica covered him from head to toe.
Cumstration by mr colin percivile November 24, 2009

cuntservation 

the act of keeping woman virgins
Joe like boys, his acts of sodomy ensured the cuntservation of many girls.

cuntservation 

keeping girls virgins longer that usual
Joe was so busy blowing guys in the car park that he end up being a cuntservation specialist, saving many virgins from the mauling hands of depravity.

cuntstipation 

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.

For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"

Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."

Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
cuntstipation by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011