Cuntstriction

Vaginismus (spasm) or constriction which may require surgical reconstruction of vagina

Natasha is suffering from cuntstriction after getting repeated bouts of nasty STIs

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntstruction

An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.

"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".

by Crazy_Bout_Tacos July 29, 2017

constriction crew

A road construction crew by whose actions cause constrictions in the roadway.

The constriction crew on I-94 this morning had three lanes of traffic down to a single lane, causing 2 miles of backups.

by mookmerkinjr May 1, 2010

cuntstration

cunt·strat·tion Pronunciation Key (kntstrtshn)

tr.v. cunt·strat·ed, cunt·strat·ing, cunt·strates

1. To remove the vulva of (a female); geld or effeminize.
2. To remove the ovaries of (a female); spay.
3. To deprive of virility or spirit; effeminize.
4. To be served penance for cheating on the last person you'd ever want to cheat on.

"I can't belive Tiana cheated on Bre! That girl deserves a wicked case of cuntstration."

"That hussy! I just might have to cuntstrate her myself!"

by erraticdancer May 12, 2006

Brotherly constriction

Using a flaccid penis, owned by an individual other than yourself, that is long enough in length to wrap it around your own neck entirely at least two times. The owner of the penis then begins to get hard, strangling your neck. As the penis becomes more erect it will begin to crush you throat like a Boa constrictor, eventually breaking the neck. Usually used in a joking manner referring to suicide or depression.

Jim: "Oh my god, finals week is going to be absolutely terrible! I could really use some nice brotherly constriction right about now."
Clay: *has a very large penis*

Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"

by bonecrusher99999999999999 April 16, 2019

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014

Cuntstruction

Plastic or cosmetic surgery on the vagina. Vaginoplasty and Labiaplasty are types of Cuntstruction.

My vagina looks like a beautiful flower after extensive Cuntstruction.

by FrannyPants August 27, 2014