Cuntstriction
Cuntstriction by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Cuntstruction
An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.
"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".
Cuntstruction by Crazy_Bout_Tacos July 29, 2017
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constriction crew
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constriction crew by mookmerkinjr May 1, 2010
cuntstration
cunt·strat·tion Pronunciation Key (kntstrtshn)
tr.v. cunt·strat·ed, cunt·strat·ing, cunt·strates
1. To remove the vulva of (a female); geld or effeminize.
2. To remove the ovaries of (a female); spay.
3. To deprive of virility or spirit; effeminize.
4. To be served penance for cheating on the last person you'd ever want to cheat on.
tr.v. cunt·strat·ed, cunt·strat·ing, cunt·strates
1. To remove the vulva of (a female); geld or effeminize.
2. To remove the ovaries of (a female); spay.
3. To deprive of virility or spirit; effeminize.
4. To be served penance for cheating on the last person you'd ever want to cheat on.
"I can't belive Tiana cheated on Bre! That girl deserves a wicked case of cuntstration."
"That hussy! I just might have to cuntstrate her myself!"
"That hussy! I just might have to cuntstrate her myself!"
cuntstration by erraticdancer May 12, 2006
Brotherly constriction
Using a flaccid penis, owned by an individual other than yourself, that is long enough in length to wrap it around your own neck entirely at least two times. The owner of the penis then begins to get hard, strangling your neck. As the penis becomes more erect it will begin to crush you throat like a Boa constrictor, eventually breaking the neck. Usually used in a joking manner referring to suicide or depression.
Jim: "Oh my god, finals week is going to be absolutely terrible! I could really use some nice brotherly constriction right about now."
Clay: *has a very large penis*
Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"
Clay: *has a very large penis*
Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"
Brotherly constriction by bonecrusher99999999999999 April 16, 2019
Conviction Constriction
When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Conviction Constriction by Nickyp August 6, 2014
Cuntstruction
Cuntstruction by FrannyPants August 27, 2014
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