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Cuntstruction

An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.
"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".

constriction crew 

A road construction crew by whose actions cause constrictions in the roadway.
The constriction crew on I-94 this morning had three lanes of traffic down to a single lane, causing 2 miles of backups.

cuntstration 

cunt·strat·tion Pronunciation Key (kntstrtshn)

tr.v. cunt·strat·ed, cunt·strat·ing, cunt·strates

1. To remove the vulva of (a female); geld or effeminize.
2. To remove the ovaries of (a female); spay.
3. To deprive of virility or spirit; effeminize.
4. To be served penance for cheating on the last person you'd ever want to cheat on.
"I can't belive Tiana cheated on Bre! That girl deserves a wicked case of cuntstration."

"That hussy! I just might have to cuntstrate her myself!"

Brotherly constriction 

Using a flaccid penis, owned by an individual other than yourself, that is long enough in length to wrap it around your own neck entirely at least two times. The owner of the penis then begins to get hard, strangling your neck. As the penis becomes more erect it will begin to crush you throat like a Boa constrictor, eventually breaking the neck. Usually used in a joking manner referring to suicide or depression.
Jim: "Oh my god, finals week is going to be absolutely terrible! I could really use some nice brotherly constriction right about now."
Clay: *has a very large penis*

Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

Cuntstruction

Plastic or cosmetic surgery on the vagina. Vaginoplasty and Labiaplasty are types of Cuntstruction.
My vagina looks like a beautiful flower after extensive Cuntstruction.
Cuntstruction by FrannyPants August 27, 2014