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(n.) Synonymous with asshole, ring piece, anus, poopie hole, dumphole and scatoody.

The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.
"Emily, you must remember to wash and clean your fudge factory before getting out of the bathtub."
by Rick Roberson April 26, 2009

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1. (n.) vulgar slang for a used condom. This nomenclature has been widely used for decades.

2. (n.) One that is disgusting, disreputable or possessing of low-life characteristics.
1. David, you've got a pile of scumbags on your night table. How about getting rid of them? The aroma is about to make me puke my guts out!

2. Did I overhear someone talking about Jessie Sue's new boyfriend? I've known him for years. He's nothing but a cock-sucking, shit-eating scumbag.
by Rick Roberson March 02, 2009

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(n.) A dominant homosexual male that employs feces in the commission of sexual acts.
My boyfriend sniffs dirty diapers and gets horny off the aroma of fresh warm poop. He's my big scat daddy.
by Rick Roberson August 04, 2010

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(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.
Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!

Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"

Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!

Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011

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(n) Boo Foo is homonymous with BuFu, which means "Butt Fuck." This is a widely preferred practice in the society of male homosexuals. So Butt Fuck buddies (or Boo Foo buddies) like to take turns pounding the shit out of each other.

See also: mud stud
Homo Man 1: Who were those two guys over by the dick dancers that tried to hustle you?

Homo Man 2: Oh, just two Boo Foo buddies I used to trick with. They're both named "Bob."

Homo Man 1: So I guess they're Oral Roberts, right?

Homo Man 2: Very funny, you fucking faggot... NOT!!!
by Rick Roberson December 19, 2010

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(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.

When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:

1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).

In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:

1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!

Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?

Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
by Rick Roberson January 01, 2012

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(n.) A juvenile term for the anus.

See scatoody.
Doctor: "You may not be constipated. Your poopie hole just won't open far enough. All we can do is provide full-length cock-stabbing penetration of your well-rimmed and squeaky-clean anus with massive enemas."

Patient: "Oh, bless you doctor! How can I thank you?"

Doctor: "You can't. But your insurance company will. Have a nice day."
by Rick Roberson May 11, 2009

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