Cuntstruction

An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.

"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".

Cuntstruction by Crazy_Bout_Tacos July 29, 2017

Cuntstruction

Plastic or cosmetic surgery on the vagina. Vaginoplasty and Labiaplasty are types of Cuntstruction.

My vagina looks like a beautiful flower after extensive Cuntstruction.

Cuntstruction by FrannyPants August 27, 2014

Cuntstruction

This is an instruction given to you by a manager or senior staff member in the work place. Used when you are not particularly fond of the person giving the instruction.

OMG Harry has given me another cuntstruction

Cuntstruction by DuckDuck13ZA June 15, 2018

cuntstruction pussy

Any female wearing a hardhat

wow! check out the shorts on that cuntstruction pussy

cuntstruction pussy by johnnyjackassboy March 3, 2010

construction rock 

The broad genre of music that is heard at every single contruction site in the United States and Canada. It isn't just metal, it is also buttrock, classic rock and alternative. No matter how many times "Fade To Black" is heard on the radio in one day, it doesn't get old to blue collared construction workers who are huge enthusiasts of the genre.

Some popular construction rock bands are Guns and Roses, Bush, Stone Temple Pilots, The Doobie Brothers, Journey, Def Leopard, Heart, Rush and The Jimi Hendrix Experience.

My mind used to be more open when it came to music. I then started working as an HVAC technician. I have grown to be so sick of hearing all of that construction rock. If I hear AC/DC one more time I am going to come back in the middle of the night and set every single house here a blaze. I don't care if I lose my pay.

construction rock by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007

Utah Road Construction 

The biggest and longest running joke ever to be pulled by a state or nation in history.
The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.

Son of a-- not another Utah Road Construction Project! and right on the way to work too.

Utah Road Construction by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

Construction Cutfuck 

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.

I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.

Construction Cutfuck by Sakpat February 12, 2010