cuntshovel

A word used to describe a person when one shows off a sense of fuckwit-ality and other annoying, loerish traits. It's best to stray far away from such people.

"Hey look over there in the bin, there's man eating out it. What a cuntshovel"

by ashtonbby January 11, 2008

Cunt Shovel

A penis, dick, cock, etc.

She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.

by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016

Cumshovel

A "cumshovel" is referring to your penis for its intended purpose. A cum shovels main purpose is to shovel cum. After this the female partner is so grateful she rewards you with some sloppy toppy, thus recycling the cum.

If you dont understand Still Google "why is my penis mushroom shaped?"

Ex 1:Bob broke up with his girlfriend, now Jack is dating her. Now Jack is Bob's "Cumshovel".
Ex 2: I can't wait to clean her guts out with my "cumshovel".

by Bigslongsurvivor April 23, 2022