Definitions by nathooo

Whopper 

A huge shit.

Person 1: Where's John?

Person 2: He has been on the toilet for the past 2 hours, he must be taking a whopper of a shit.

Person 1: bahaha fucken oath

Whopper by nathooo March 9, 2019

saggy bastard 

A male who has the typical attitude of a bastard, with the exception that the individual has a pair of low hanging balls.

I was just getting to meet Michael the other day. Man all I can say after that encounter is that he is one saggy bastard. We went for a swim down to the river and he pushed me into the water whilst I still had my clothes on, and I could clearly see his ball sack wanting to rip out the bottom of his swimmers.

saggy bastard by nathooo May 1, 2018

CuntSlide 

A fictional person/character whom may be used in the process of insulting or ruining an individual's reputation, especially online in the gaming community.

Player 1: You are soooo bad at this game.

Player 2: You really can't talk, you lost to cuntslide 3 times in a row.

CuntSlide by nathooo January 11, 2018

11th Commandment 

An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.

Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.

John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.

11th Commandment by nathooo January 2, 2018