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Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting
God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!
Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Factory Parts or Customized? 

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

Cuntometer 

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
Cuntometer by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

cuntalizer 

A girl that uses her cunt as a tazer like weapon, similar to the movie teeth.
You just killed that faggot with your cuntalizer.
Megan Carter has the biggest cuntalizer I have ever seen.
Damn look at that fat cuntalizer!
cuntalizer by trainingwolves September 6, 2009

condomized

When a girl asks a guy to go get a condom knowing that he'll have to leave the room to get one. As the guy leaves the room to go get one, she takes off and leaves. The guy comes back to an empty room and doesn't get laid.
"I went to get a rubber last night and I got back to the party to find out I've been condomized. The chick took off while I was grabbing a condom and didnt sleep with me.
condomized by Doshua Wingnut October 7, 2009

customize.app 

An application available to Jailborken iPhone/iPod Touch users through Installer.app or Cydia.app. It allows users to alter the settings of the phone/iPod to their liking.
Dude, I just installed Customize.app on my phone and instead of saying "Slide to Unlock" it says "Welcome Jimmy!" Isn't that awesome!
customize.app by Warlock2201 August 26, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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