cuntible

Delicious portmanteau of 'cunt' and 'cannibal' that can be used to describe people who are greedy and bigoted.

Aunt Janet is a cuntible. She is superrrich and superreligious and she really loves money but dislikes transgenderism.
When Aunt Janet prays for you it is with hope that you will soon die and give her all of your money so she can use it to crowdfund a pray the gay away camp.

by problemily January 14, 2026

cuntiblast

The whiff of snatch when you flip over your sex-partner during an epic session of intercourse

The cuntiblast from Jamie's poon almost put me off my stroke

by bronski the munificent February 5, 2014

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

Cuntile

Where being a cunt becomes a condition...

Don't worry, he's a cuntile shit...

by Bigmark65 October 4, 2010

cunticle

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women

Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles

by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

cuntillectual

Your friend who is smarter than you but deploys their superior intellect to behave like the colloquial term for the lady’s garden.

Paul is such a cuntillectual, he uses the word ‘Cuntillectual’ as a putdown.

by Puts the Sanchez in the Durty October 30, 2020

Cunticles

When a women thinks she has bigger balls than a man she has cunticles.

She has no problem putting him in his place. She has hugh cunticles

by edzackery August 9, 2010