CUNTILEVER 

NOUN - "Danish," CUN-T-EEE-LEE-FIR,

1.
-a very tall and long-armed female behemoth.

2.

-a girl with an insignificant wound or injury who milks it to the max.

Jill made me carry around her fucking bookbag all day because she had an ear infection, what a cuntilever.

CUNTILEVER by Charles Richard November 10, 2010

Cuntimeter 

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

Cuntimeter by DudeA December 7, 2009

Cantilever 

Grand Design's, Kevin McCloud's, favorite word describing an architectural object only supported on one end.

My dick cantilevered towards her pussy.

Cantilever by kev-in.bants October 13, 2019

cantilever 

An architectural/structural term meaning "overhang," or a really nerdy way to talk about someone with large breasts.

Man, I sure like to stand under her cantilever.

cantilever by Polska59 February 15, 2009

cuntglover 

a dude that rarely gets any pussy
or someone who repels women (a sexual hobbit)

He's such a cuntglover his dicks in hibernation

or

my girls bro is a total cuntglover....he's never gonna score

cuntglover by projekticeman November 18, 2010

Cuntoleered 

A greasy Italian vagina that will make you disappear like if you upset the mafia.
A cunt you wish you never fucked with

I got to close to her dirty gash and before I knew it I was cuntoleered

Cuntoleered by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

cuntleberry 

like a dingleberry, but from the cunt

man, i wouldnt fuck that girl with your dick, u shoulda seen the cuntleberries... or, that bitch is a cuntleberry

cuntleberry by George Chiles December 30, 2007