faggot chotch with no life, a failure beyond all doubt. possibly the skankest boy alive. also known as jacob
man look at that cuntblender!
by Jacob Miles September 3, 2010
Get the cuntblender mug.1: Slang term used by some childfree people for a particularly intolerable form of female breeder who acts like a condescending bitch around childfree people, insists that everyone caters to their child's every whim, brings babies to inappropriate venues like bars, fine restaurants or R rated movies and then ignores them when they start screaming, demands that coworkers without children cover their workload and/or or give up holiday vacation slots, changes diapers on public table tops, turns into a raging lunatic if their choice to breed is not endlessly praised and both acts like a martyr and insists that having children is the only path to fulfillment in life.
"So I went to see the midnight showing of Django Unchained and some cuntbreeder brought an infant. I can't believe how inconsiderate people can be."
by Quietpleez October 24, 2016
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Get the Raging cunt blender mug.A useless self-obsessed bartender. Does dubious flair and thinks that talking is a substitute for actual talent.
by Utsi Schissenhausen November 26, 2019
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