cuntillectual 

Your friend who is smarter than you but deploys their superior intellect to behave like the colloquial term for the lady’s garden.

Paul is such a cuntillectual, he uses the word ‘Cuntillectual’ as a putdown.

cuntillectual by Puts the Sanchez in the Durty October 30, 2020

contellectual 

What I thoughtg Diana Ross was singing in "I'm Coming Out" Has become a mainstay in my vocabulary for no particular reason. I was a child and figured I would know what the word meant when I grew up.
Also see fantasvue

I'm coming out...I want the world to know, contellectual.

contellectual by fleetwoodbroughamdelegance October 26, 2004

Cynillectual 

Someone who mistakes cynicism for intelligence.

The cynillectual has a desire to feel intelligent. For them, complaining about everything achieves this. They believe their disapproval is a sign of their sophisticated tastes; in reality it is a result of their inability to distinguish between critical evaluation and general bellyaching.

A cynillectual's opinion usually boils down to "I am smart and you are stupid".

Cynillectual by auaiomrn October 16, 2010

Cynillectual 

One who thinks falsely believes that being a cynic makes you an intellectual.

Fun fact:
Most people become Cynillectuals in adolescence.

Donald recently became an atheist. Now he tells everyone about it whenever he gets the chance. What a Cynillectual!

Cynillectual by croppers June 18, 2011

cuntilectual 

The correct spelling of cuntillectual.

Paul, you cuntilectual. You of all people should know it’s not spelt Cuntillectual.

cuntilectual by Puts the Sanchez in the Durty October 30, 2020

Cuntellectual 

An over-educated, over-privileged whiny bitch, particularly of the NYC variety who owns every sidewalk, elevator, parking space, etc and sees all challenges as coming from MAGA Trumper Deplorables no matter what the issue. Will not hesitate to bring up her degree(s) and/or father's legacy and 'who he is' while touting her Hobby Job as actual contributing work to society.

"I walked in then immediately out of Starbucks when I saw the table of cuntellectuals having a meeting."

Cuntellectual by Bigfatpoopyhead September 16, 2022