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contellectual 

What I thoughtg Diana Ross was singing in "I'm Coming Out" Has become a mainstay in my vocabulary for no particular reason. I was a child and figured I would know what the word meant when I grew up.
Also see fantasvue
I'm coming out...I want the world to know, contellectual.

Cynillectual 

Someone who mistakes cynicism for intelligence.

The cynillectual has a desire to feel intelligent. For them, complaining about everything achieves this. They believe their disapproval is a sign of their sophisticated tastes; in reality it is a result of their inability to distinguish between critical evaluation and general bellyaching.
A cynillectual's opinion usually boils down to "I am smart and you are stupid".
Cynillectual by auaiomrn October 16, 2010

Cynillectual 

One who thinks falsely believes that being a cynic makes you an intellectual.

Fun fact:
Most people become Cynillectuals in adolescence.
Donald recently became an atheist. Now he tells everyone about it whenever he gets the chance. What a Cynillectual!
Cynillectual by croppers June 18, 2011

cuntilectual 

Paul, you cuntilectual. You of all people should know it’s not spelt Cuntillectual.

Cuntellectual 

An over-educated, over-privileged whiny bitch, particularly of the NYC variety who owns every sidewalk, elevator, parking space, etc and sees all challenges as coming from MAGA Trumper Deplorables no matter what the issue. Will not hesitate to bring up her degree(s) and/or father's legacy and 'who he is' while touting her Hobby Job as actual contributing work to society.
"I walked in then immediately out of Starbucks when I saw the table of cuntellectuals having a meeting."
Cuntellectual by Bigfatpoopyhead September 16, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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