cuntillectual

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Your friend who is smarter than you but deploys their superior intellect to behave like the colloquial term for the lady’s garden.

Paul is such a cuntillectual, he uses the word ‘Cuntillectual’ as a putdown.

cuntillectual by Puts the Sanchez in the Durty October 30, 2020

Words you can keep

contellectual

What I thoughtg Diana Ross was singing in "I'm Coming Out" Has become a mainstay in my vocabulary for no particular reason. I was a child and figured I would know what the word meant when I grew up.
Also see fantasvue

I'm coming out...I want the world to know, contellectual.

contellectual by fleetwoodbroughamdelegance October 26, 2004

Related Words

cuntillectual • Cuntellectual • cuntilectual • Cynillectual • contellectual

Cynillectual

Someone who mistakes cynicism for intelligence.

The cynillectual has a desire to feel intelligent. For them, complaining about everything achieves this. They believe their disapproval is a sign of their sophisticated tastes; in reality it is a result of their inability to distinguish between critical evaluation and general bellyaching.

A cynillectual's opinion usually boils down to "I am smart and you are stupid".

Cynillectual by auaiomrn October 16, 2010

Cynillectual

One who thinks falsely believes that being a cynic makes you an intellectual.

Fun fact:
Most people become Cynillectuals in adolescence.

Donald recently became an atheist. Now he tells everyone about it whenever he gets the chance. What a Cynillectual!

Cynillectual by croppers June 18, 2011

cuntilectual

The correct spelling of cuntillectual.

Paul, you cuntilectual. You of all people should know it’s not spelt Cuntillectual.

cuntilectual by Puts the Sanchez in the Durty October 30, 2020

Cuntellectual

An over-educated, over-privileged whiny bitch, particularly of the NYC variety who owns every sidewalk, elevator, parking space, etc and sees all challenges as coming from MAGA Trumper Deplorables no matter what the issue. Will not hesitate to bring up her degree(s) and/or father's legacy and 'who he is' while touting her Hobby Job as actual contributing work to society.

"I walked in then immediately out of Starbucks when I saw the table of cuntellectuals having a meeting."

Cuntellectual by Bigfatpoopyhead September 16, 2022

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026