cuntfy

The combination of the words “cunt” and “comfy”. A comfy cunt or a cunty comfort.

I am feeling very cuntfy right now.

You’re so cuntfy!

Slay because it’s cuntfy

by LingDanc803 April 12, 2023

Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Uncle Cunty

A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.

Don't be such an Uncle Cunty!
I am Uncle Cunty!

by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2018

Cuntflapaphobia

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014

Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.

by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014

Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Cuntfirmed

Confirmation that a person you know is indeed a cunt.

"You know that guy from my job i thought was a cunt?"

"Yeah."

"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."

by Brutopian August 24, 2009

Cunty McCunty Cunt

A pompous male that is such an asshole that if he were a female he would be a colossal cunty bitch

The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.

Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.

by Cunty Joe September 23, 2016