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Cuntfish 

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.
"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"
Cuntfish by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

cuntfish 

A womens vagina that smell`s like fish.
or when you are pissed off with someone it`s an insult telling them they smell like a smelly vagina.
I went down on "that girl" and she has a cuntfish.
or when your pissed off with someone.... oi you cuntfish fuck you.
cuntfish by fish69 September 21, 2009

Cuntfish 

He had a cuntfish sandwhich for lunch.
Cuntfish by Monkey's Grandpa January 5, 2022

Cuntishness 

Cuntishness is the habitual studied indifference to the needs and aspirations of anyone, not yourself, where a reasonable accommodation of those external stakeholderships would, at little or no transaction cost, satisfy said external subjects needs mightily.
Dimu behaved with cuntishness when explained that he did not care that I had been sick as he required me to complete a task.
Cuntishness by dave4 August 31, 2018
Someone who exhibits the qualities of a cunt (usually used to describe an extremely odious person, or their behavior)
Harnk's insults became increasingly cuntish as the days dragged on, I really wish he would die.
Cuntish by realhandshandy January 27, 2003
A person who displays the qualities of a cunt in general conversation
Sarah: I want to go out with my friends!

Sid: No, you have to sit here and talk to me... I hate you

Sarah: ... Well that was cuntish.
Cuntish by DSGriot June 14, 2007