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Play on "correct", something that is so right that it excites the loins.
Scott: Dude! Meet me at the bar around 8, Julie will be there with Caitlyn.
Cam: The chick with the giant nips that never wears a bra?
Scott: That is cunterect!
cunterect by Beerdude March 12, 2008
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cuntectomy 

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.
You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.
cuntectomy by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008

cuntractor

A contractor (especially an IT contractor) who is a cunt.
These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.
cuntractor by cuksocker November 9, 2010

Cunterstrike 

Slang, derogatory term for the incredibly popular Half Life modification Counter-strike, applies also to Counter-strike Source. The word refers to the incredibly large and disproportional population of general cunts in the game, including but not limited to; n00bs, haX-rz and 1337s.
Hell no, I'm sick and tired of playing Cunterstrike
Cunterstrike by Xzamuel December 28, 2004

CUNTERELLA 

Derogatory term for a woman or queen gay man, who is a dirty trashy bitch but thinks there shit doesnt stink
That cunterella needs to get off her high horse.

Jeff is a cunterella when he wears his prada shades.

She is such a cunterella.
CUNTERELLA by JACOST1976 August 1, 2007

cuterest 

Word used win in a 'cute war' (different word, different definition). Used to tell someone that they are cute. The steps of cute are now. Cute, Cuter, Cutest, Cuterest. So no you dont have to stop the argument early. But yes, it will end with this word. Usually used when a guy wants to make a girl blush more than twice. If hes only seen her blush twice, ofcourse.
"hannah, you are so cute." "No your cuter." "No!! Your cuterest!!! called it.
cuterest by jluce9 January 10, 2012

Cuntered 

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.
Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.
Cuntered by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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