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Cuntered

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.
Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.
by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011
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cuntered

To get completly mashed on booze. To be excessivly drunk.
Josh - What you up to this Saturday mate?

Sam - Imz gonna go out and get focken cuntered innit!!!
by Perrance March 21, 2007
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Selfie Centered

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.
As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.
by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016
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cuttered

adj.

in baseball, the state of having been struck out on a cutter pitch, especially that thrown by Roy Halladay.
On his opening day with the Phillies, Roy Halladay cuttered 6 of his 9 strike out victims.
by Zoo With Roy April 9, 2010
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Self Centered

1. A “I” person. A dickhead who only thinks of ones ideas
2. Thinks they are always right
3. Believes no one but themselves
4. Ariel
My plan. My idea. Self Centered bitch or bastard
by In2me2 July 9, 2019
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America is centered around

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.
by TheGigachadJew6Million April 13, 2022
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Cuntreduction

When somebody is being excessively obnoxious and wont come to agreement.wont shut the fuck up and there doing alittle too much.
You know what u need a cuntreduction.
by Yaquione December 13, 2019
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