Cuntered 

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.

Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.

Cuntered by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011

cuntered 

To get completly mashed on booze. To be excessivly drunk.

Josh - What you up to this Saturday mate?

Sam - Imz gonna go out and get focken cuntered innit!!!

cuntered by Perrance March 21, 2007

Selfie Centered 

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.

As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

Selfie Centered by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016

cuttered

adj.

in baseball, the state of having been struck out on a cutter pitch, especially that thrown by Roy Halladay.

On his opening day with the Phillies, Roy Halladay cuttered 6 of his 9 strike out victims.

cuttered by Zoo With Roy April 9, 2010

Self Centered 

1. A “I” person. A dickhead who only thinks of ones ideas
2. Thinks they are always right
3. Believes no one but themselves
4. Ariel

My plan. My idea. Self Centered bitch or bastard

Self Centered by In2me2 July 9, 2019

America is centered around 

Look it up on Bing

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.

America is centered around by TheGigachadJew6Million April 13, 2022

Cuntreduction 

When somebody is being excessively obnoxious and wont come to agreement.wont shut the fuck up and there doing alittle too much.

You know what u need a cuntreduction.

Cuntreduction by Yaquione December 13, 2019