cuntectomy 

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.

You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.

cuntectomy by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008

costectomy

Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.

The procedure is performed only rarely in women.

Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.

costectomy by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

Contextomy 

The art of removing words from a sentence (or a sentence from a paragraph) to change its context completely. Used commonly in movie posters when a film critic in their review has said something uncomplimentary. Also known as "false attribution" and is related closely to "quotation mining".

A movie or theatre critic may have reviewed the piece saying "The whole thing was a terrific bore, I laughed out loud at the ineptitude of the actors..."

The contextomy on the poster would then read: "Terrific! I laughed out loud!"

Contextomy by bunnywuffles May 15, 2009

Cunterotomy 

Usage 1) The area of research certain individuals clearly busy themselves with studying in order to achieve an accomplished cunt status.

Usage 2) An exclamation of despair.

1)Guy 1- Woah, he's a cunt.

Guy 2- He's a black-belt at cunterotomy.

2) Guy- Oh cunterotomy!

Cunterotomy by lovelyowl December 15, 2012

cunterectomy 

A medical procedure in which the cunt is surgically removed.

Oh my god, if that bitch had a cunterectomy, there wouldn't be anything left of her.

cunterectomy by Rod Bignuts, Fluffy Boxx December 15, 2008

Cuntotomy

The partial removal of a cunt from a group or interpersonal relationship.

We needed to get Susan out of the way, so we sent her on a four week trip to Dallas, thereby performing a Cuntotomy.

Cuntotomy by BigBob50 July 5, 2009

Cunterectomy 

This surgery that takes place when A person or persons is/are trying to rid themselves of Cuntitus.

Wow hopefully her Cuntitus was cured after she got a Cunterectomy!

Cunterectomy by ABBEYizzaG December 28, 2017