cuntcough

When she comes and squirts in your mouth and you choke on her juices.

She squirted in my mouth when I was going down on her; led me to cuntcough when I swallowed her load.

by Lou Kong July 21, 2018

Cunt Cough

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.

Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls

by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015

Cumtrough

(noun) The small depression on a woman's lower back, that is an ideal semen deposit area following doggystyle sex. Often adorned with a trampstamp to mark the ejaculatory bulls-eye.

When Dick was fucks Jane doggystyle, he likes to pull out and fill up her cumtrough.

by GrayMac May 7, 2010

Cuban Cunt Cough

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke

My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns

by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010

Cumthought

That final piece of mental imagery which pushes one over the threshold towards a sexual climax... pertaining to the idea of ejaculation, the cumthought is that which produces, and precedes, the cumshot.

"Yeah man, I can always rely on imagining railing my girlfriend for my cumthought. Gets me every time."

by Randomshi69 February 12, 2021

cuntmouth

A person, not necessarily a woman, that incessantly makes comments designed to gratuitously belittle or irritate someone.

Valerie is such a cuntmouth, she just makes her own life even more miserable by talking everyone else down.

by FritzRoy January 5, 2009

cuntdouche

1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch

1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche

by faggio April 28, 2005