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Cunt Cough
When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.
Cunt Cough by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015
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Cunt Cough • Cuban Cunt Cough • Cunt Caught • cuntcophony • cuntdouche • Cuntouche • cunt mouth • cum cough • cum cougher • Cum thought
Cumtrough
(noun) The small depression on a woman's lower back, that is an ideal semen deposit area following doggystyle sex. Often adorned with a trampstamp to mark the ejaculatory bulls-eye.
Cuban Cunt Cough
Cuban Cunt Cough by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010
Cumthought
That final piece of mental imagery which pushes one over the threshold towards a sexual climax... pertaining to the idea of ejaculation, the cumthought is that which produces, and precedes, the cumshot.
"Yeah man, I can always rely on imagining railing my girlfriend for my cumthought. Gets me every time."
Cumthought by Randomshi69 February 12, 2021
cuntdouche
1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch
1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche
cuntdouche by faggio April 28, 2005
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