cuntcophony 

A cacophony made by cunts.

I had to leave the bar because of the cuntcophony from the bachelorette party.

cuntcophony by ArmenTamzarian86 May 3, 2011

Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

Cuntophone by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cancophony

The loud sound(s) created when someone a) has a noisy bowel movement or b) has a bowel movement in a bathroom with acoustics that amplify or otherwise emphasize the sounds related to defecation (gas, the feces splashing in the bowel, etc.).

You need to install a ceiling fan in your bathroom because there's too much cancophony whenever someone takes a crap.

cancophony by jburden June 14, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008