cuntcophony

A cacophony made by cunts.

I had to leave the bar because of the cuntcophony from the bachelorette party.

by ArmenTamzarian86 May 3, 2011

Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cancophony

The loud sound(s) created when someone a) has a noisy bowel movement or b) has a bowel movement in a bathroom with acoustics that amplify or otherwise emphasize the sounds related to defecation (gas, the feces splashing in the bowel, etc.).

You need to install a ceiling fan in your bathroom because there's too much cancophony whenever someone takes a crap.

by jburden June 14, 2009