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cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

cuntauche 

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.
I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!
cuntauche by burnsy076 August 10, 2015

bitchass cuntfucker 

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road
Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?
bitchass cuntfucker by Cackalacka September 4, 2008

patty eaten and buns untouched 

When someone shoves their tongue into the asshole of another without spreading the receivers ass cheeks. It’s a finesse move that requires an elongated asshole, abnormally wide ass cheeks or very long tongue.
Was in the toilet naked about to get in the shower when I hear the door smash open so I turn and see nothing. Next thing I know I felt something moist and wet in my asshole I quickly turn and saw my roommate with his head under my ass with his hands behind his back screaming - patty eaten and buns untouched!!! The whole sorority then started chanting it.

Titanic Untouched Stratus

Titanic Untouched is known as the ship of roleplay. She is the first one and only one to have the name Titanic. She is a sweet kind hearted person but she does have a backbone. She is apart of a site called RATEDR. She is apart of the Stratus family and the main Untouched.
me-"did you see Titanic Untouched Stratus today"
random girl-"yeah, her family and her look so close"

cuntbucket 

a term used for filthy lying, cheating frat guys who think they're the cat's meow! Refers only to the lowest of the low and is the most insulting term one can be called. Usually refers to an asshole who cheats on his amazingly sweet girlfriend and who will most like get away with it forever.
"Robert is such a cuntbucket! He's been cheating on his girlfriend for years and never plans on telling her!"
cuntbucket by HadrianC83 July 4, 2012