cuntarsed

Feeling very unwell, due to a large consumption of drink and drugs.

"How do you feel this morning?"

"Totally cuntarsed. But thanks for asking."

by Sir Donnington Smythe August 25, 2006

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

cuntbreeder

1: Slang term used by some childfree people for a particularly intolerable form of female breeder who acts like a condescending bitch around childfree people, insists that everyone caters to their child's every whim, brings babies to inappropriate venues like bars, fine restaurants or R rated movies and then ignores them when they start screaming, demands that coworkers without children cover their workload and/or or give up holiday vacation slots, changes diapers on public table tops, turns into a raging lunatic if their choice to breed is not endlessly praised and both acts like a martyr and insists that having children is the only path to fulfillment in life.

"So I went to see the midnight showing of Django Unchained and some cuntbreeder brought an infant. I can't believe how inconsiderate people can be."

by Quietpleez October 24, 2016

cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

cunarse

The elaborate conglomeration of the words cunt and arse to create a word used for extreme descriptive purposes. Generally used to express dissatisfaction at ones actions or personality traits.

Hey cunarse, your turn to buy some piss....

or

Whatever cunarse, just get the hell away from my woman.

by Mike January 11, 2005

Cuntfused

As clueless as a woman

im so fucking cuntfused

by Adam Handy / Rooster May 23, 2007

Cuntaggedon

When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"

by mingsly September 29, 2014