Definitions by mingsly

Exploding frog

An exploding frog is administered when you're giving a woman anal and she really needs to fart and all the gases build up into one mega fart which blows you out of her anus and away from her. Also useful as a defence mechanism against potential rapists.

Woman: "My boyfriend tried to give me anal last night, luckily I managed to exploding frog my way out of it"

Exploding frog by mingsly September 29, 2014

Cuntaggedon 

When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"

Cuntaggedon by mingsly September 29, 2014

Bag of smashed arseholes 

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.

"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"

Bag of smashed arseholes by mingsly September 29, 2014

Charney rabbit

A charney rabbit is an excuse, normally referencing a dead pet, to act like an asshole towards your partner.

Example 1
Guy: "Piss off, I'm too busy mourning over my dog dying to talk to you"
Girl: "Well that's the biggest charney rabbit I ever heard"

Example 2
"If he charney rabbits me one more time I'm dumping him i swear"

Charney rabbit by mingsly September 29, 2014

Shick 

When a person is turtle necking a turd at an awkward time they may choose to shove the shit right back up their anus to avoid having to excuse themselves to the toilet.

"I almost shat myself during that important business meeting so had to shick to avoid a nasty accident"

Shick by mingsly September 29, 2014

Turtle necking 

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

Turtle necking by mingsly September 29, 2014