cunt stump

Any vagina. This definition exemplifies the vaginas similarity to an upside down tree stump

I'll fuck her cunt stump till her tears run dry.

by jumbleia October 8, 2008

[cunt]stumped

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.

Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.

by Dumbass Dave May 13, 2006

Cunt stumper

Bumps on a cooch otherwise known as krabs

Fuck you little cunt stumper

by That waffle June 5, 2018

Cunt slumper

One who unequivocally slumps cunts. I e from the top down from inside out.

Daayyyuumm. That ninja straight hooked that sloot and ruined the perks of the vag. What a cunt slumper

by HeyuSpark November 26, 2025

Slump Cunt

A person that is usually lazy and tired, and often tends to be rather unlikable and annoying. Comes from the combination of the word 'slump' meaning slouching, and 'cunt' being an insult. Usually used in South England.

Ben: What happened to Mickey?
Kevin: Ignore Mickey, he's a slump cunt.

by CaravanPrizeFighter October 3, 2019

Cuntstump

1 Noun: The remnants of a vagina after female castration
2 Noun: A person whom displays the qualities of a castrated vagina, including, but not limited to: Being dull, insensitive, short, unnattractive, painful to behold, pathetic, vacant of sensation, messy, scarred, etc.

"Susan is such a fucking cuntstump, why'd she tell my husband about Brian?"

by God October 28, 2004

cuntsumption

cunt·sump·tion - noun \ˈkənt-ˈsəm(p)-shən\

a : a progressive wasting away of the vagina especially from pulmonary tuberculosis

b : the act or process of consuming the female organ

c : the utilization of vagina in the satisfaction of wants or in the process of production resulting chiefly in their destruction, deterioration, or transformation

a : Jennifer was struck with grief when she was diagnosed with cuntsumption.

b: Ugis licked his lips after an intense bought of cuntsumption.

c: Nathan claimed the unquenchable cuntsumption of America would inevitably lead to disease and overpopulation.

by Dr. Biscuit August 31, 2013