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cunt stump 

Any vagina. This definition exemplifies the vaginas similarity to an upside down tree stump
I'll fuck her cunt stump till her tears run dry.
cunt stump by jumbleia October 8, 2008
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[cunt]stumped 

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.
Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.
[cunt]stumped by Dumbass Dave May 13, 2006

Cunt stumper 

Bumps on a cooch otherwise known as krabs
Cunt stumper by That waffle June 5, 2018

Cunt slumper

One who unequivocally slumps cunts. I e from the top down from inside out.
Daayyyuumm. That ninja straight hooked that sloot and ruined the perks of the vag. What a cunt slumper
Cunt slumper by HeyuSpark November 26, 2025

Slump Cunt

A person that is usually lazy and tired, and often tends to be rather unlikable and annoying. Comes from the combination of the word 'slump' meaning slouching, and 'cunt' being an insult. Usually used in South England.
Ben: What happened to Mickey?
Kevin: Ignore Mickey, he's a slump cunt.
Slump Cunt by CaravanPrizeFighter October 3, 2019
1 Noun: The remnants of a vagina after female castration
2 Noun: A person whom displays the qualities of a castrated vagina, including, but not limited to: Being dull, insensitive, short, unnattractive, painful to behold, pathetic, vacant of sensation, messy, scarred, etc.
"Susan is such a fucking cuntstump, why'd she tell my husband about Brian?"
Cuntstump by God October 28, 2004

cuntsumption

cunt·sump·tion - noun \ˈkənt-ˈsəm(p)-shən\

a : a progressive wasting away of the vagina especially from pulmonary tuberculosis

b : the act or process of consuming the female organ

c : the utilization of vagina in the satisfaction of wants or in the process of production resulting chiefly in their destruction, deterioration, or transformation
a : Jennifer was struck with grief when she was diagnosed with cuntsumption.

b: Ugis licked his lips after an intense bought of cuntsumption.

c: Nathan claimed the unquenchable cuntsumption of America would inevitably lead to disease and overpopulation.
cuntsumption by Dr. Biscuit August 31, 2013
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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