Stumper 

Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"

A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.

Stumper by txxHKAGE7 October 30, 2010

Stumper 

Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with trees.

I don't like to talk to that guy, he's a stumper. What a weirdo.

Stumper by PocketWrap February 25, 2018

Stumper 

A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.

I pulled a right stumper last night... etc

Stumper by JonnieC November 23, 2003

Stumper 

A person born in or living in Wisconsin

The trouble is them Stumpers keep crossing the bridge and coming to MN.

Stumper by Puddle Pisser May 28, 2018

Stumper.

Stumper: someone who deliberatley tries to force another peron into an awkward situation; involving that second person's lack there of/ not existent intelligence.

Morgan: "I see you are reading a book marlene"

Marlene: "No Morgan. That's a picture frame. Nice one"

Morgan: "was that really necassary? God, you little stumper."

Stumper. by alliyah_nor-nor May 9, 2009

stumper dump

defecation the size of a tree stump

Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.

Jim: What do you mean?

Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump

stumper dump by binkel November 4, 2010

stumper sneakaround 

A sexual position in which the male( or girl we don't kink shame) quickly changes from vagina to anus, so quickly that they don't realize it at first. Note: Can only be performed on girls

Bro, you have to try the Stumper Sneakaround on your girl, she would seem to be in to that.

stumper sneakaround by Idfk just exists July 18, 2018