cumstruck

When you're so dazed and stupid after cumming that you can't form coherent sentences.

My girlfriend is laying on top of me right now and is so cumstruck that she can't form a sentence!

by Chemistry K July 9, 2017

Cumstacking

When four dudes circle jerk over different ideas and never result in final consensus.

There goes Tony, Lang, Don, and Nino cumstacking over what the next move is.

by Lint_In_My_Azz March 1, 2021

Boa Cumstrictor

Another name for an insanely large penis, whether it is from a male or a female. Used in reference to the size of the Boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to "Cumstrictor".

1. (Girl to another girl): My boyfriend has a real Boa Cumstrictor between his legs!

2. (Girl to the owner): You cumzticto iz tazty!

by Yuyu2809 February 21, 2011

Cumstack

When people talk/debate extensively without an end decision and/or action, for example Tony, Nino, and Buddha...however it's not the same without Donnie.

Donnie used to cumstack, Sadge.

by DonnieUsedTo May 3, 2021

Cumstroke

When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.

Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah

by stemmo33 August 19, 2014

Carstruck

When someone pulls a dick move while driving and you can't be pissed at them because they're in a car you like.

''The other day I was going through a roundabout. someone driving a lancer evo snaked in front of me. I wasn't even pissed...if it were a lesser vehicle I wouldn't have been so carstruck!''

Driving like a douchebag in a civic makes you a douchebag. Driving
like a douchebag in a bmw m3 makes people carstruck and fools them into thinking you are cool.

''

by Danger_Rick July 2, 2009

cuntruck

A violent form of scissoring. Two women take a running legs first dive into each other to perform scissoring.

Kay and Sophia finished off the night with some cuntrucking as standard sissoring was not sufficient to quell their colossal appetites for lesbian sex.

by buffetraider April 16, 2016