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Cumstacking 

When four dudes circle jerk over different ideas and never result in final consensus.
There goes Tony, Lang, Don, and Nino cumstacking over what the next move is.
Cumstacking by Lint_In_My_Azz March 1, 2021

Boa Cumstrictor 

Another name for an insanely large penis, whether it is from a male or a female. Used in reference to the size of the Boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to "Cumstrictor".
1. (Girl to another girl): My boyfriend has a real Boa Cumstrictor between his legs!

2. (Girl to the owner): You cumzticto iz tazty!
Boa Cumstrictor by Yuyu2809 February 21, 2011

Cumstack 

When people talk/debate extensively without an end decision and/or action, for example Tony, Nino, and Buddha...however it's not the same without Donnie.
Donnie used to cumstack, Sadge.
Cumstack by DonnieUsedTo May 3, 2021

Cumstroke 

When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.
Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah
Cumstroke by stemmo33 August 19, 2014

Carstruck 

When someone pulls a dick move while driving and you can't be pissed at them because they're in a car you like.
''The other day I was going through a roundabout. someone driving a lancer evo snaked in front of me. I wasn't even pissed...if it were a lesser vehicle I wouldn't have been so carstruck!''

Driving like a douchebag in a civic makes you a douchebag. Driving
like a douchebag in a bmw m3 makes people carstruck and fools them into thinking you are cool.

''
Carstruck by Danger_Rick July 2, 2009

cuntruck 

A violent form of scissoring. Two women take a running legs first dive into each other to perform scissoring.
Kay and Sophia finished off the night with some cuntrucking as standard sissoring was not sufficient to quell their colossal appetites for lesbian sex.
cuntruck by buffetraider April 16, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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