Definitions by stemmo33

Cumstroke 

When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.

Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah

Cumstroke by stemmo33 August 19, 2014

Hindenburg 

When you fuck her on the ledge of a balcony, then light her on fire and push her off.

Jerry: Last night I tried the Hindenburg with my SO.
Bill: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Jerry: There was only one survivor.

Hindenburg by stemmo33 June 12, 2014