Definitions by stemmo33
Cumstroke
When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.
Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah
Hindenburg
Jerry: Last night I tried the Hindenburg with my SO.
Bill: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Jerry: There was only one survivor.
Bill: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Jerry: There was only one survivor.
Hindenburg by stemmo33 June 12, 2014